So once upon a time in the far far land of Spain there lived a few hot boys who played football and couldn’t keep their hands off each other in the meantime.

Cesc Fabregas and Gerard Pique were childhood sweethearts who couldn’t get enough of each other, even if they were playing for different teams at times.

and every other moment, and everybody loved them and congratulated them because lets be real, they make a cute couple. as time went by Cesc took things for granted and was attracted to a very very very pretty boy from his football team, called Iker Cassilas. Iker’s genetically blessed good looks and charm, encouraged Cesc to make a move. So Cesc began to remove his clothes and tease Iker every time he got a chance.

Also he blew kisses at him, Iker couldn’t resist this little Cescy man either, so he gave in and flirted back 

Pique wasn’t very happy about this and warned Iker to stay away from his man, but Iker coudn’t resist Cescy’s sexiness and was checking him out during training,  and was like while playing a game and couldn’t keep his hand from ahem certain private parts,  so later Cescy recieved a text from Iker and was so happy he gave the peace sign to the world, and ran into Iker and hugged him tightly. But Pique wasn’t too happy and slapped him so Iker was lying on the ground like,

so cesc was so sad and sat on the ground crying like, and Pique was mad like shit and was like “imma kill you”, and then sad like But then he found comfort in large bottles of alcohol and budding romance with Sergio Ramos and so Cesc and Iker were happy for them and carried on with their lives doing dirty dirty things to eachother,

But as time went by Cesc realized that something was going on between Iker and his team-mate David Beckham,

so he too started seen other men like touching C. Ronaldo (who surprisingly wasn’t too amused maybe because he’s a baby daddy now) and then David Villa

(who wasn’t happy with Cescy’s kisses either) and gave the ultimate bitchface, so cescy was disappointed and was like uhh I’ll show you what I can do bitches,  and so he started his ultimate whoredom, and also participated in a public gangbang, and everyone was disappointed,

and then Pique was so sad he cried hugging a camera, and kicking a ball to show the frustration, while Iker was so mad he went around showing yellow cards to people, BUT cescy was like I don’t give a fuck and shaked that damn fine ass of his, and Lionel Messi was enjoying all this drama eating something very yummy according to, and then Cescy did the forbidden,  and everyone was like,  and both Iker and Pique went into states of depression causing Iker to almost become emo, Iker also slapped the lovely Arbeloa! Lady Gaga was also mad (and no one makes her mad) then Cesc realized the outcomes of his activities and ran back to Pique, his one true love, but Pique was so broken he showed crazy faces to cesc, and so cesc was so depressed he started praying wherever he went, and then one fine day Pique saw Cescy like this, and was like and Lukas Podolski who saw this was like, So eventually Pique brought down the wall he had built because he has too much history with this boy, so they had to make an important decision, and did this, and cescy was like and then they hugged it out, all of this was too good for Messi to miss so he was like shut the fuck up to someone like,

what happened to Iker you ask? well he had so many homeboys to cheer him up,  including The Ramos magic, and they all got shit drunk and partied like there’s no tomorrow,

and we were like and so Cescy and Pique lived happily ever after just like Robin Hood and Batman, YES!